New Dota Hero Ideas

Due to excessive boredom, i thought of trying to bring out the creativity in you people. Each one of us have our own attributes whenever we play Dota with each other. All you have to do is to try to come out with Dota Heroes based on each other with reference to the said attributes. Try to make it as funny as possible. Good luck. The format must be like this:

Hero Name: (Ex: Razor, Luna, etc.)
Hero Type: (Ex: Lightning Revenant, Prophet, etc.)
Clan: (Sentinel/Scourge)
Primary Attributes: (Str/Agi/Intel)
1st Skill: (Name)
Description of Skill
2nd Skill: (Name)
Description of Skill
3rd Skill: (Name)
Description of Skill
Ulti: (Name)
Description of Skill

Here's an example:

Gopi
Noisy Clown
Scourge
Str
1st Skill: Hail of Profanities
Gopi launch a hail of profanities to enemy units lowering morale. Affected units have their movement speed slowed and will miss 20% on attacks for the next 10 seconds.
2nd Skill: Scream of Joy
Gopi lets out a scream of joy to increase team morale. Only works on friendly units. Affected units have increased attack speed and movement speed for the next 10 seconds.
3rd Skill: Tribal Call
Gopi calls out his fellow clowns from the sky to deal heavy damage to units in a targeted area. Clownfall lasts for 5 seconds.
Ulti: The Joker
Just like the legendary clown prince of crime, when activated Gopi sends out an army of killer clowns to deal massive damage to a targeted unit. Gopi gets bonus gold if the targeted unit dies within 2 seconds after the attack is dealt.