It appears that some four meddlesome kids have launched lawsuit against Warlock, citing misappropriation of private property and copyright violation.
The four Pevensie kids, Lucy, Edmund, Susan and Peter, claimed that Warlock has made use of their "clothing storage apparatus/extra-dimensional doorway" without their permission and at this moment is still misusing the said 'item'.
"I was suppose to be the first to enter! Since I have to act cute and everything, the least they could do for me, is let me have the most screen time." said young Lucy, eyes filled with tears.
The two older siblings, Peter and Susan appear more angry than distraught.
"I have a sword and I am not afraid to use it!" said Peter with feeling.
"Hah! At least you got to lead an army in the movie. All I got to shoot was one lousy goblin." - Susan said, heft her mean looking bow.
"I think it was a dwarf...." Edmund piped and received a glare for his trouble.
Not everyone however is unhappy with the current situation. A current female monarch who wishes to remain anonimous claims that Warlock is a much better guest than Pevensies.
"At least, he isn't trying to KILL me or topple the current governing body."
The Flora and Fauna of the contested realm are still at a lost about their latest uninvited guest. The root of their dilemma apparently stems from the debate on whether he is a son of Adam. Although Warlock apparently has a guise of a homo sapien, his Cocobear persona clearly has them confused.
Either way, it is highly doubtful that the elusive Warlock will hide here for long now that this place has garnered so much attention. |
