Everyone may have kicked the bucket, but I made it, yessiree, I am still alive.
Nearly died yesterday, might die tomorrow, but Gloriously ALIVE today.
Cherish every moment I tell you, because you never know when that next KFC may contain the bird flu or whether your bunkmate might decide to sell their manhood to the killer mushrooms and turn on you.
But enough of me, want to see yourself on satelite? Well, your city anyway... go on to http://www.frappr.com/cytelians
...and place yourself on the global map! Pretty cool really. You can actually see the roads and everything if you zoom in enough. If you live in America the zoom gets better but not everyone can fit in that capitalist dictatorship now, can we?
Whee... mushrooms for dinner!
Well? What are you still doing here for? Shoo! |
