Serenity Prayer
My cousin Vinoth posted about the Serenity Prayer in his blog (http://www.vinaldo.blogspot.com). Since I am not really in a good state of mind (flu) I'll just write about the prayer ...

Well here is the prayer if you haven't heard of it before :

Serenity Prayer

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.


Living one day at a time,
Enjoying one moment at a time,
Accepting hardship as the pathway to peace.
Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it.
Trusting that He will make all things right if I surrender to His will.
That I may be reasonably happy in this life,
And supremely happy with Him forever in the next.

Amen.

This prayer is often used in programs such as Alcoholics Anonymous or Narcotics Anonymous and stuff. Some people find that the usage of the term 'accepting' is a bit callous (in the case of say .. murder or rape) but some people argue that 'accept' is defferent from 'condone'. Some people have made parodies of this prayer such as :

Serenity Prayer Parody

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful
of the toes I step on today,
as they be connected to the ass
that I may have to kiss tomorrow.


Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday.
23% on Tuesday.
40% on Wednesday.
20% on Thursday.
5% on Friday.

And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4...
to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen.
posted by Warlock on 12:27 AM / there are 5 comments for this post.
 
5 Comment(s):

At 4:34 PM, Blogger Vinoth said...

ahahahahah.this is damn farny!
 


At 6:46 AM, Anonymous crazy_driver_78 said...

here is another take
grant me the wisdom to change the things i will not accept,
the serenity to accept the things i will change,
and the courage to face the guilt for the bodies I had to hide today
 


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