Cows produce around 280 litres of methane rich flatulence per day. This = Massive destruction.
Imagine your hateful boss cooped up in his office . He has flu , so his nose smell nothing.
You 'borrow' a few cows from a nearby kampung from a worried Malay farmer. You offer to pay him RM 20 for the 'rent' of the cows.
You buy a few metres of rubber hose , probably cost you another RM 20
You stick one end of the hoses into the cow's ass and stick the other end into your bosses airconditioned , air-tight room. Repeat for all cows.
Wait for a few hours. By now the room would be filled with deadly methane gas. Hopefully the US of A will not attack your country for possesion weapons of mass destruction ie cow fart.
Now for the trigger, continuously fax messages to your boss. Try to get the heat up in the fax machine, eventually the machine should spark and KABOOM ! No more boss ... PRICELESS .
If the fax machine didn't trigger then you can probably run into the room with a lit match .. of course chances are you'll snuff out yourself but hey what is life without risks .. |
At 9:53 AM,
Cow Fart!!! It should definately be an ability in DotA. Maybe we should start modding stuff like this into a game. Imagine the possibilities....
We'll wait for 'Neverwinter Nights 2' to come out and mod that one.
Plus I think the methane woud kill the boss before it goes kablooie.
At 9:56 AM,
And why exactly would Mr. Farmer be 'worried' about you borrowing his cows? hmmmmm....???