Girls Talking
Susan : Hi Emily !
Emily : Hi Susan !
Susan : Oh , girl you look so divine (proceeds to hug each other with little squeals)
Emily : Hey , you are wearing pink also (proceeds to hug each other with little squeals ,then they exchange hi-fives)
Susan : That is a nice hairband you got on ...
Emily : Ya, I got it in a 3 for 10 place .. their hairbands are sooo divine there ( conversation continues for 20 minutes on shopping malls and hair accesory)
Susan : ... and it's rabbit shaped ? I want one also.
Emily : Let's go there now !
Susan : Yeah girl , let's go.
Guys Talking
Magnus : Greeting my children of darkness
Warlock : All hail the dark master ( mock - prostrates )
Magnus : Rise my child. You honour your master well
Siriuz : So dude whats up ?
Magnus : Nothing much , had a terrible trip down here . Argh (animal like groan) I hate bus drivers. I hate them with all my body and soul down to my giant penis ! (Proceeds for 20 minutes about how he hates bus drivers and will torture and kill anyone that he manages to catch and his giant penis)
Warlock : So what do you want to do ?
Magnus : Donno la .. how about we just hang out in a shopping complex
Warlock : No , not enough blood or slaughter there
Siriuz : DOTA then ?
Magnus : Ya man . Let's have breakfast then go play
Warlock : I'll fong you all
Magnus : I'll piss on all of you today ... gonna get nice strong coffee today ..
Siriuz : Hmmm... fooooooood (Zombielike lurch)
Warlock : Kill you all ! Ha ha ha ha . Watashi wa kami sama !
Magnus : Kisama ! Shine bakayaro !
Siriuz : Nice pretty food ... my precious ...
Warlock : Baka ja-nai ! O-baka sama des yo !
Magnus : Hurry up . The faster we eat the faster I get to pawn you guys ...
Siriuz : All ours .. our precious food ...
( All gulps down food and wait for Siriuz to finish his mega-buffet)
All : DOTA ! DOTA ! DOTA ! DOTA ! |
