Readers Digest came out with it's latest survey about rudeness in different countries. Congratulations, Malaysia came up as the 3rd rudest country in the world. Pretty cool huh ..
When I first read this I was flummoxed .. how can Malaysia be rude ? Aren't everyone polite in Malaysia ! Then after some reflection , I came to realize just how rude some Malaysians can get. Just look at our drivers, especially those evil taxi drivers ( I hate them ) . What about those people who jump the queue . Or the idiots that overtakes you as you are braking for the red light. Then we meet people who talk and joke in the cinema and not to forget the bloody idiots that let their phone ring in the cinema. Even worse some of them actually pick up the phone and starts conversing loudly as if using a loud speaker .
Idiot : HALLO ? YA . WATCHING MOVIE. M-O-O-V-I-E . AH YA YA. TOKYO DRIFT , THE MOVIE NICE LA , YOU GO WATCH LATER LA .. (yak yak yak) ...
Sometimes I wish I could do some form of physical violence on these kind of inconsiderate people , they really get me mad. If only I can kick them in the balls and get away with it ...
I am not really surprised to see the youngsters of Malaysia (especially Kuala Lumpur) picking up these rude habits and bad manners. You can't really blame them I guess , monkey see monkey do. Some will quickly rush to vacant seats in pulic transport without consideration for the elderly or pregnant woman. There was once I saw this really really old guy in the Commuter , he was so old he was practically a walking fossil and the girl sitting in front of him was happily yakking away on her phone and pretending to ignore the old geezer .. I would have so loved to kick her in the balls if she had any. Heck I would be settle for her to suddenly grew balls and become the new media laughing stock (then I'll kick her on her newly formed balls)
Once in a lift in KLCC we encountered the stupidity of rude people. After waiting for like 5 minutes for the elevator , we managed to enter. Suddenly people started running and squeezing in . Fine so far , I don't mind being slightly uncomfortable if everyone gets to their destination. Suddenly as the last person entered the lift , the overweight alarm started sounding. Now , the logical course of action would be for the last person to exit the lift cause it isn't going anywhere with the overweight alarm ringing. The last person didn't do that. Instead with her cow face , she pretended as if everything is dandy and struck a conversation with her friend. I figured that she might be slightly and selectively deaf to a certain frequency (i.e : emergency bells) so I mentioned " The lift is overweight ".
The cow just pretended not to hear anything and continued yakking louder , probably hoping that someone else will get out of the lift instead of her ! After a few rousing chorus of " The lift is overweight , please get down " (sung in D minor) the cow pretended to realise that the lift isn't moving (more like , she realised no one else can go out anyway cause she is the last person thus blocking the exit) and finally removed her offensive odourous presence from the lift allowing us to continue our journey albeit delayed.
Sheezh .. Malaysians can be so rude nowadays. If you've read this try to be more considerate. Malaysian public transport sucks allready , we don't need you to make it even worse .. cause you don't want me to lose it and kick you in the balls (or end up growing some .. ) |
At 12:53 PM,
And after you kick them in the balls, I'll run up and pee on them
At 2:13 PM,
Wow, third? I'm impressed. So who's first and second. Just wanna know who the competition is. Heh!
Oh and I must say that its rather painful for me to read this post. You know, with all the ball kicking and crushing..... ouch!
Out of all the formentioned acts of rudeness, I must say that the one that really gets my berserker blood boiling is about those people that conduct screaming conversations over their handphones in the cinema where I'm intently trying to makeout what the characters on screen is saying. All I hear is LAH, MAH, HA, WA.....etc. Damn you all to hell. Die die die. Murder Death Kill. Grrrrrr.......
Ok, know that I've calmed down a little, I shall proceed to comment on the KLCC lift incident. Its a classic I tell you. Encountered it countless of times. Here's a very satisfying trial and tested manner of handling the situation. First, politely say excuse me repeatedly. Make it seem like you're leaving the lift cause you're the bigger man. Be self sacrificial. Then, take the time to smile at the cow and forcefully herd her of the lift. Once she's of the lift and waiting for you to get of so she can return, hit the close door button while discreetly giving the cow 'the finger' with the other hand. Problem solved. Everyone goes along happily. Well, everyone except probably the cow.
At 1:21 AM,
Yes , that is a good way to handle the cow. Thanks , I'll keep it in mind. I also realise that you can do a special combo if Magnus is in the lift with you , where he launches a stream of piss at the cow as the door closes.
Worlds Rudest Countries (According to Readers Digest)
3 rd Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
2 nd Bucherest, Moscow
1 st Mumbai , India
At 11:11 AM,
If I had my hammer with my we can do the ultimate Warlock/Magnus combo.
Warlock will Charge of Darkness the Cow and stun her for 1.05 seconds and do 100 points of damage, pushing her out of the lift, giving time for Magnus to make his way through the crowd.
Then Magnus will toss his Stormbolt (see that's what the hammer was for!) doing 300 points of damage and stunning the Cow again for 3.75 seconds.
Magnus ends the combo by performing his ultimate move Pee Pee (Channeling) which does 2000 points of damage, slows by 40%, poisons(120 points of damage per second), silences, and blinds for 60 seconds, and the affected unit will be auto attacked by its allies and Roshan will attack the affected unit as well, prevents Resurrection, cuts through Avatar, permanently reduces mana regeneration to 0% and increases the intelligence of the affected unit for the duration of its effect (so the Cow can comprehend exactly what is happening to her).
Plus getting Pee Peed on really screws up your day.
In DotA the player controlling the affected unit will suffer from limp willy for approximately 30 days and talk about how he got hit by it on purpose because he wanted to regenerate his mana.
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