Just when you think Malaysia has transcended racially based politics and we can finally see better cooperation by the collective opposition parties in order for a fighting chance to topple the defunct monolith BN, we are given this crap ..
http://www.malaysia-today.net/2008/content/view/4246/84/
I'll summarize ...
First DAP-PKR-PAS says "We will let the sultan decide on who to become the next Menteri Besar"
Then Sultan says "Kewl, finally some respect ! I choose thee Pikachu .. oh wait youre not in running. How about the PAS guy, I think he'll do ok"
Lim Kit Siang suddenly goes ape shit " WTF !! It's my way or the highway ! Give the post to DAP or PKR guys !!!! BOYCOTT !! BOYCOTT !!"
The blogosphere goes " Errr ... what happened to unity and working together ? If you dont get the MB post just ask for more exco seats in the state government lah. Whatever, you settle it amongst yourself la .. have some dignity and show solidarity. Lu hisap apa Lim ? Ganja tak baik untuk kesihatan."
Lim : " The ANGER !! Zeus come down and fight like a man ! I will .. CRUSH YOU ! " (proceeds to stomp on poor Pikachu spilling stuffing all over the floor)
PKR : " Whatever he's on , I want some too. "
Sultan : " Kewl "
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Seriously, what is boycotting the swearing in of the MB post going to achieve ? Cakap tak serupa bikin, YB Lim. Show us you and your party are above race and petty politicking .. show us you have what it takes to make a government. I'll be watching and someone bury the Pikachu .. i think it's dead.
Disclaimer : Satire not meant to offend. No Lim Kit Siangs or Pikachu's harmed in the making of this post. |
At 9:55 AM, ShiNGaMi*HoLoCaust said...
aaahhh..... jz when we thot dat a new future 4 malaysia is rising above da horizon... looks like its gonna b a same old story of infightin among da coalition parties dat will be capitalised by da BN in da next elections.... mayb it seems dat LKS duwan perak 2b turned into an islamic state ala-Kelantan.... he feels dat since da perakians voted 4 dap-pkr so dey want a state like penang n selangor.... but either way by this actions DAP is oredi falling into BN's trap.... 3states under PAS... 1 under DAP... 1 under DAP-PKR... fair? u b da judge...
kewl...
At 9:59 AM, ShiNGaMi*HoLoCaust said...
N DUN EVEN MENTION ABOUT COCONUT TREES KAVI!!!! U HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
At 10:08 AM, Master Magnus said...
Sigh this is a fucking stupid move. I mean like any pea-brained idiot could see the horrible error of acting the way LKS is acting. The media is going to butcher them.
And in PERAK....do not fuck with the Sultan.....
Just work together you fucking moron, its not like DAP won all alone, they're Barisan Rakyat right, or aren't they. Seriously I hope to god this is some awful scam and not true, because it would mean that LKS is now officially the stupidest man in Malaysia
At 10:16 AM, Master Magnus said...
I will fill your state with LIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!