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i hate it when ppl cancel on me. so i try not to do it to others. but i have thought it over and have decided. i shall skip land law class and be back on thursday night! IM IN! (unless rocks fall from the sky)
World events drift and flow unalterably forward. War in the middle east. Religious extremism at home and abroad. The threat of terrorism. The decline of the world economy. The release of Paris Hilton's music album. The surprise hit "Snakes on a Plane". War, Famine, Pestilence, Hollywood being able to churn out crap and make millions despite that, Death.
All leading inevitably towards.....Merdeka Madness 31.08.06!!!! On this day of days politicians will wrap themselves in the flag and publicly pray,and profess their love for the country. People who did not struggle and fight for an independence that was simply handled over to their ancestors will celebrate their "independence", pretending, fooling themselves with the belief that they have done something to earn it.
The papers will be filled with reports of parades, politicians talking smack, more crap about the 'evil zionists' (as if anyone really truly gives a crap, we just want our money and entertainment). What will go unreported and unknown by the masses, it that on this very same day, those of us few, brave souls will fight for our lives, for honour, for freedom, for our Ancients!!
Many of us will be struck down only to rise again, to deal death and mayhem to those that would oppose us. We will fight with tooth, claw, hammer, sword, staff, and mucous. We will endure disparaging remarks from Salty Peanuts III in the event he manages to strike us down. Friends will become foes, our greatest enemies will become our greatest allies.
So it will be. Storm!!! Earth!!! Fire!! Heed my call!! Doom has come to this land!!!
Version 9.99c has been realeased!!!
We will commence in the morning of Merdeka and will sing the National anthem St Paul style (i.e. we will talk to each other instead of singing). We will break for lunch and continue into the evening or night. Details are as follows:
Date: 31.08.06
Time: 9a.m. till the expiration of 10 hours of gaming
Lunch: Will be held at Wazer Maju
Fee: RM 16 for 10 hours
Venue: Warzone
Maps: Defense of the Ancients (latest available version)
DotA Extreme (latest available version)
Judgement Day (latest available version)
Judgement Day Extreme (latest available version)
X Hero Seige (if we get bored of the other maps)
Attendees are:
Magnus
rudecrudedude
Warlock
Siriuz
Sai
Salty Peanuts III
newbie
gopi
We still have 2 slots open. Chino, its about time you stopped dallying around like a pansy and commit to this or decline. The whole maybe thing is getting old. Skip class and come join us, or go for class and let us know so that we can actively search for a replacement. Same goes for Gopi, commit now, don't give us a maybe. I only say this out of love, I'd love to kill you in DotA.
This will be the last Merdeka Madness post so keep checking here for updates. Everyone post your comments and let the flaming begin!!!! (Go crazy Salty Peanuts III) This is a fully authorised trash talking session so make it good!!!
Update!!!! New Version 9.99c + 0.045
chino has been added to the game due to scripting error causing him to skip class if there is a day off before and after the class.
Fixed read error causing Magnus to lose control and beat up players who cancel last minute.
Virus infecting Warlock character file has been removed, character plays as normal.
Kavi's ultimate has been modified to "Carebear Stare!!!" the non-violent solution to battle, fully heals all active characters and creeps and teaches them valuable life lesson about being a goody-two-shoes.
"All your snakes are belong to us!!!" soundbite plays when either side has sellected Slardar, Naga Siren, and Medusa.
Update!!!! New Version 9.99c + 0.045 - 5.23
Chino hero has been deleted from the Sourge Midnight Tavern due to the being sodomised in the ass by Magnus bug that triggers whenever Chino leaves the game.
Gopi has joined the game.
Minor update to Gopi, Gopi cannot leave the game unless all other players exit first.
List of maps added to Merdeka Madness 31.08.06 details.
Warlock's abilities modified. New ability "Holding Girls Handbags" added. Active ability. When triggered Warlock suffers -40% to movespeed but receives 20 bonus armour and 30% additional spell reduction. All hetrosexual heroes gain 35& bonus attack speed against Warlock.
New ability for Magnus. "Ultimate Arousal" 50mp per second, lasts for 60 minutes. Magnus becomes highly aroused and received 100 bonus armour, 100% attack and movespeed, 30% chance to stun for 3 seconds dealing 100 points of bonus damage. Each attack by Magnus once aroused coats the enemy with an unidentifiable substance that silences and reduces movement and attack speed by 40%. "Ultimate Arousal" will not trigger if there are no female charaters within a 1000 AoE of Magnus. Ability will auto-trigger if Chino is present in the game and will last for the duration of the entire game at no mana cost.
New opening paragraph added to the Merdeka Madness 31.08.06 post
Update!!!! New Version 9.99c + 0.045 - 5.23 + (xv)
Open slots removed at the behest of Warlock. Merdeka Madness 31.08.06 is now confined to 8 fortunate madcaps.
Siriuz gains "Battle Raper" ability. Ability triggers randomly with a maximum of once per minute. Siriuz begins fantasising about naked animated japanese girls and becomes immobile, invulnerable and unable to attack for 10 seconds. All units in a 300 AoE become "mysteriously slowed" suffering random reductions in movement and attack speeds.
Salty Peanuts III gains "Abandonment" aura ability with 400 AoE. Whenever an allied hero exits the AoE of this ability its stats are doubled. Ability will not work if Salty Peanuts does not have full life and mana. Salty Peanuts does not receive this stat boost.
Sai gets violently hit by an unspecified member of an opposing team if he ever randoms Leviathan.
Update!!!! New Version 9.99c + 0.045 - 5.23 + (xv) / MSG
For interested parties who are wondering what the hell Defense of the Ancients (DotA) is and what Merdeka Madness 31.08.06 is all about, and for those of you that need to brush up on your skills, go to these links:
www.dota-allstars.com
www.dotaportal.com
The time till Merdeka Madness is dwindling rapidly. Research, learn, improve, so that it will be doubly sweet for me when I kill you. This goes triple for Salty Peanuts III.
Magnus has become Magnus the Impaler, blessed with the power of the Lord of the Sky. All who oppose him must die...
Warlock has become Warlock the Vagina, the precocious gnome.
Doom is coming to Warzone this Thursday!!! Do not eat food with lots of chilli in it!!! Drink lots of coffee. Don't die in front of the computer like those Taiwanese Counterstrike addicts. After this is over.....most of you should try to get girlfriends......because if you've read this far you definately need one....any girl.....maybe even a post-op one if that's the best you can manage....just don't do Salty Peanuts III.....you must have some standards at least.
Watch out for the Magnus and rudecrudedude ultimate grudge match!! Coming to a center lane near you. Separated at birth (well about 20 years after birth) by vast oceans and continents, two mighty DotA Gods, having no idea of their shared lineage (or a lack of regard for it) will meet in brutal unforgivable combat. These rest of you go kill neutral creeps or something..
Update!!!! New Version 9.99c + 0.045 - 5.23 + (xv) / MSG x 23.953
Security status raised to Orange Level (Pineapple Level is the highest.....because I hate pineapple).
Merdeka Madness participants must wear loose underwear to prevent circulation problems in the event the get too turned of from triple killing people.
Players going commando (tha's minus undies for you non-slangers) will gain a 15% movement bonus when running to the toilet.
Magnus the Impaler will be selling vaseline tubes for those players that decide to take the game to the next level (RM5 per helping).
Warlock the Vagina's self confidence is hereby restored. Stuck in the depressive confines of his mind, wallowing in self pity he discovers his G-spot. Warlock now plays at near cybercafe-loafer level.
rudecrudedude has no idea he is going to have the smackdown laid on him by Magnus the Impaler as he unleashes his devastating DotA skills on him.
All players can see Salty Peanuts III wet himself when day turns to night and Magnus has full mana.
One more day stands between us and certain seizures. Make sure paramedics are at hand to provide medical assistance.
I will kill you all!!!!!!! And for those of you that aren't me, remember that its just a game and say that to yourselves every time I kill you.
Salty Peanuts III has completely retired from trash talking after being repeatedly humbled over the past few weekends. He now longs for the good old days when no one took effective steps to counter Clinx.
Siriuz has been exposed to singularity energy waves and is now Omega Siriuz-dono. New abilities include shiny armour........yup....shiny unstainable armour. What stains would he need protection from you ask.....use your imagination.
rudecrudedude is taking the entire day off from whimpering to his girlfriend and will attempt to cloak himself in a thin veil of masculinity.
Gopi is not leaving, but coming and is he does leave any game Magnus will provide free vaseline to all players that want to educate him on the error of his ways.
Demons of Hell and Angels of Heaven, locked in eternal, neverending battle, knowing no peace, but perhaps if you look closely you will find that they enjoy it so.
Magnus the Impaler overflows with hate and malice. The evil race of other races that are not the same race as us (don't you love xenophobic Malaysia, at least for the entertainment value) haev declared "All your LRT are belong to us"
Democracy and freedom are meaningless illusions if the damn public transport system doesn't work!!! |
At 1:53 PM,
i hate it when ppl cancel on me. so i try not to do it to others. but i have thought it over and have decided. i shall skip land law class and be back on thursday night! IM IN!
(unless rocks fall from the sky)
At 2:28 PM,
Chino has joined the game!!
Magnus has chosen Lucifer the Doombringer!!
Salty Peanuts III has just wet himself!!!
Go shot man! Will update accordingly. We still have two more slots available unless Arul is dropping out, but since I've not heard to the contrary I will keep him in.
We've got enough people for a decent Merdeka Madness now. 4 vs 4!!! Worst case if we want 10 we can let two others from Warzone just join up. I heard that the Ookie clan ain't coming for this though.
So all we need is for Gopi and one other to come. But who....? Kavi isn't ready for DotA of this magnitude (sorry Kavi, but you know I'm correct) and I can't stomach the idea of playing O2JAM, although I suppose that would put the Madness into our event.
Anyone?? If we call Naren aka Soulguy he'll want to bring his brothers, and more importantly he won't stay for the full 10. Maybe we can get the Ookies to come for night 5 vs 5 and make do with 8 people during the day....
At 9:03 AM,
Magnus devours enemy creep, digests it and Purges over Warlock.
At 12:47 PM,
naa i dun think d ookies can come dat day... but i will try 2 get them... but then again... since chino is comin we got only 2 slots left... normally d ookies will come wif 3 or more ppl... so chances of gettin d ookies 2 come r very very slim...
At 12:57 PM,
Screw them!! We can do it!!! I mean the DotA without the Ookies not screwing them. 4 vs 4 is totally fine I guess. We've reached critical mass for Merdeka Madness.
Only a pair can be admitted now, no more singles.
Magnus Pwns Salty Peanuts III with his Chocolate Salty Balls!! (Sorry I've been watching Southpark)
Magnus replaces Clinx's tailbone with a ward.
At 12:58 PM,
aisey man... i got no mood to thrash-talk laaa.... sigh.... i veli humble ady... nvmla... i let my dotaing do all d talking on d 31st.... neway gopi... u can or cant come... final answer b4 this weekend... if not... magnus u give final judgement... i not interested to punish him...
At 1:00 PM,
but maggi... if gopi sed he come then how r we gonna find one more guy??? or girl???
At 1:09 PM,
guys we got a dilemma here... if gopi doesnt come we got a decent 4v4 game... but if he comes... then how??? of course we will like if he can come but dats when d headache starts... ideas plz!!!!
At 2:17 PM,
Its very simple Salty Peanuts III, you answered your own question. Gopi can only come now if he can find someone to accompany him (not Kugan), or if he switches with Arul. Maybe the only way to settle this is thru Mortal Kombat!!!
You sure your mom will let you go ah? If you can't make it we can also switch you out with Gopi.
Seriously though, I don't think Gopi is even coming, he seems to have vanished from the face of the earth. I'm already starting to forget him, memories flowing away, the wave is correcting itself.
On a sidenote I've been thinking of getting Patryn runes tattooed on myself in that ink that glows under uv lights. Hmmm....
Salty Peanuts III isn't trash talking so much because we tore him a new one in DotA awhile back. If he let his DotA do the talking it would go something like "Whimper whimper cry cry" (sound of Magnus peeing on Salty Peanuts). Neener neener neener!!!
At 4:57 PM,
OOps ... I forgot to tell you all that Gopi is coming .. he confirmed last week .. need to find one more person .. networking now.
And no I am not dead.
At 7:34 PM,
guyz! i cant make it la. i skipped a class today. 2mrw im skipping another 3 classes and 5 classes on thursay. and another on friday. im in um kayak team. got event this weekend. got test n shit. fuck man....im sorry. hope u guyz understand. i probably got training during holidayz as well. wont be online for a while. take care all.
At 9:51 AM,
Chino......I am going to sodomise you....in the ass. No because I'm homo, just because I want to torture and humiliate you in the worst way a person can do so to a man.
How could you do this to us. You said you were coming FOR SURE...UNLESS ROCKS FALL FROM THE SKY. I don't see no rocks man. This is not cool. I don't get people who do this. The I'm not sure...maybe..who else is coming....ok I might come....okay I'm coming.....aiyah sorry I can't make it because (feeble excuse).
Nobody should be pulling crap like this ever, if people invite you for stuff you either say yes or no. We won't be so upset if you just say no outright. What if Gopi wasn't coming and you had cancelled. You've given Warlock high blood pressure now.
We'll find it in our hearts to forgive you some day. I always expected someone to pull this stunt the minute the idea of Merdeka Madness was born. But I still forgive you man, but I will not use vaseline ;P
At 9:52 AM,
Main post updated!
At 10:14 AM,
Magnus casts Doom and rudecrudedudecast Stormbolt on Salty Peanuts III. Salty Peanuts III curses and swears as he is pounded by Lucifer and Sven.
Double Entry!!! (+500 gold to all!! -1000 gold from Salty Peanuts!!!).
My Mark of the Abyss is on you Salty!!! Don't worry, I'll let you be on my team once in awhile.
At 10:28 AM,
WHAT THE HELL???? chino pulled out n u still dendam with me maggi??? i dont get it man??? sigh.... chino not comin... oh well 4v4 for now...
At 11:39 AM,
If you took the time to read what I meticulously typed out about "sodomising chino in the ass" you would have realised that I was vengeful towards him, but as usual all you saw was the small, tiny, itty bitty, little part that involved you.
Salty Peanuts III twice the talk, none of the skill. Will he be the ultimate First Blood victim this Merdeka Madness?!?! Only time will tell.
At 12:38 PM,
Magnus deftly avoids Sai's Ravage and charges in for the kill.
Oh shit!! Is that a Refresher Orb?
At 12:40 PM,
7 more hours till night....
Magnus rubs himself against the fountain and laments about how no one is posting loads on comments.
At 1:07 PM,
It ok Chino .. Fortunately I haven't asked my cousin to join us so we are having even numbers. Phew. Besides my cousin is quite good , don't want all of you guys to become his meat.
At 2:11 PM,
Bah humbug!! We'd wipe the floor and our buttcracks with your cousin. No need to support him so much Warlock, family doesn't mean anything in the realm of DotA, just another warm body to cool down.
At 2:22 PM,
I'm still having my way with chino even though he's forgiven. Make sure you bring some strong painkillers, hemmoroid cream and crutches the next time you come down.
At 2:26 PM,
Magnus farms in the centre lane with only 50hp left.
At 3:42 PM,
Looks like its going to be 4 vs. 4 and I'm going to remove the two open slots. If there is anyone who might jump on last minute, just remember that it has to be two people at least and you must commit to to full 10 hours.
4 hours till night time......
At 4:58 PM,
Ooooh its getting dark here. Storms a comin' Time to leave to office and run for the LRT.
Magnus Voids other participants in the rat-race and runs to the LRT.
Magnus repicks Slardar and activates Sprint.
At 11:58 AM,
So guys when we do go for Merdeka Madness 31.08.06 I hope everyone mentally prepares themselves for it. And remember....its just a game. If you wind up being on the losing team a couple of times in a row...tough. Don't spoil the fun by losing your temper over a computer game, it just makes everyone else uncomfortable.
If someone kills you too many times in a row, the proper way to deal with it is to wait till they go to the loo and then well.....be creative.
Magnus uses his EDGE service to download the latest version of DotA to give himself invisibility.
Spying on the girls' locker room is fun!
At 9:31 AM,
Why the long, unbearable silence people?
At 11:39 AM,
He he .. sorry. Been terribly lazy :)
I am worried about how to mix and match the team so that some people don't end up in the losing team constantly. Then we'll be seeing psychotic episodes in Warzone.
I'm sure we can come up with some ground rules and figure out the group mix ups on the fly. As long as I am not the one dying again and again and again and again I'll be ok ...
At 12:32 PM,
I figure we'll just switch around at random. I mean we're all pretty good but some of us work better together like rudecrudedude+me or Warlock+Siriuz+Sai.
I am sure that when a team gets trounced there'll be cries for vengeful rematches and they should not be ignored.
Plus its mostly the -AR roulette that makes things imbalanced. Though I always find -AR the most fun.
At 9:29 AM,
I will kill all with Lucifer the Almighty!!!!!
Special preference to Salty Peanuts III of course.
Watch out for Lvl? Death!!! You never know when its gonna do double damage.
Suck it!!!!!!!
Magnus the Impaler bows to no man!!!
At 10:16 AM,
I'm gonna like sooo die on Merdeka Madness. The last session of DotA stripped me of all confidence .. T_T
Now even Salty Peanuts III will end up killing my characters .. oh how low have I sunk ..
At 2:17 PM,
No man!!! Say it ain't so!!! You see what happened was you didn't get 2 Null Talismans for Vengeful Spirit, AND you happened to be in my lane.
Just one or the other alone wouldn't have been so bad....
2 Nulls are like having an extra pair of pulsating, radiant testicles. It gives you confidence and helps with self esteem. Get your pair today at the Level 1 recipe shop.
Oh Warlock the Vagina, you precocious gnome you!!! Salty Peanuts III can't pwn no one unless he's got the ookies backing him up.
By the way, I don't think we can pick Salty Peanuts III up for Merdeka Madness 31.08.06 so I hope you guys could just stop by and pick him up on the way to Warzone.
At 3:08 PM,
I wonder what this strange silence on the blog means...
Main post has been updated, be a man and go read.
At 7:15 PM,
Picking up Salty Peanuts III .. might be tricky. Nevermind , if it comes down to it we'll start a bit later while someone goes to pick him up ...
Why precocious gnome ? I think SP III is really gonna be able to pawn my ass this time .. that is how low i've sunk ..
At 7:38 AM,
Oh Warlock, you surely cannot mean what you say. I am certain you've been practicing with Siriuz and Sai after last weekend.
You know it was just because you didn't take Khardel or Barathum, you stood no chance against Lucifer. Well maybe a small chance since I haven't used him in what feels like a year.
The darkness fills my soul. Must become evil. Salty Peanuts III, does he make sounds in the cybercafe after being repeatedly killed?? I believe he does, the sweet sweet sound of a trash talker being whupped.
I'm kinda fazed, he hasn't been trashing so much this time, I think we really did a number on him.
And where is Arc in all of this? Probably sulking 'cos he can't come
At 7:39 AM,
Why precocious gnome? Go do a search on youtube for "splinter cell co-op theater" and watch number 3, the one about thoraxe