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EXAM OVER TIME TO PARTTTYYYYY...
shit im starting to like Vodka cruiser's range a bit too much =.=
Okay will update with pics soon (if that is alright)
Ciao!
Warlock i'll be landing at KLIA 7th dec |
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 As usual my good friend John W. sent me this "part" old time philosophy on governments of the world ! Have a good day folks and thanks John !
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION (ENRON STYLE)
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide..
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
The local Mafia is demanding protection money for the cows
You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a 'Democracy....'
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive....and finally.....
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
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hi again,
after the report of AoC, I wanna present a full game, Left 4 dead(http://www.l4d.com/home.php). It is a Co-multiplayer FPS in an infected metropolis. Unfortunatelly this game costs 50$. There are 4 survivors,
Louis: "Louis had been working up the courage to quit his job as Junior Systems Analyst at his company's IT department when a virus showed up and downsized the world. Now Louis has a new set of goals (live long enough to succeed) and a new set of tools (guns, sharp objects) to help him achieve them. With any luck, he'll figure out how the new management operates before they get a chance to murder him."
Francis:"Cocky, loud, and pretty sure he's indestructible, Francis acts like the zombie apocalypse is the world's biggest bar fight. When the virus hit, everybody else stockpiled food and looked for a place to hide. Francis found a gun and had some fun. No cops, no laws, no order—if it wasn't for all the zombies, he could almost get used to life like this."
Zoey:"After spending her first semester holed up in a dorm room watching old horror movies, Zoey was given a choice: Stop fooling around and get her grades up, or drop out. Now that the planet's overrun with murderous zombies, and all of her professors are dead, Zoey at least has the cold comfort that she's been studying up on the right subject after all."
Bill:"It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of infected undead has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight."
In the start of the game we should choose a weapon: shotgun or MAC10/Uzi, and a healthpack.
Later we get more effective weapons: M16 assault rifle, Francis SPAS12 combat shotgun and sniper rifle, and we've got a pistol, later we can pick up a secondary pistol---> dual pistol 8)
the enemies are infected citizens, there are a lot of zombie modell, in one area you cannot find two concordant modells, you can find policeman-, soldier-, officer-, littlegirl-, blonde fashion-conscious-, man in grey pullover and jeans-, grey dead body wearing bloody and dirty clothes-, old(wo)man- zombies. Naturally you can find specially mutated creatures: Witch, Boomer, Smoker, Hunter and Tank, more at the game/infected menu in the website.
I tried it's demo out, and I loved it! Enjoyable survival-horror at night, in an abadoned city with several mad zombies (first campaign in Demo, others are locked)
If you (and your friends) dont wanna play WC3-DOTA,or the servers are crahed, the weather is bad, lightning and raining; play L4D! I can recommend to you to a dark and thunderous night, hehe. |
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Hello every buddy!
I want to report a new HL2 mod and a full game.
Let's start with the Age of Chivalry (http://www.age-of-chivalry.com/) an FPS co-multiplayer in the medeival age, there are two teams, red and blue, The Mason order and the Agatha Knights, in the beginning of a match we have to choose a class, e.g.: archer, footman and knight. Then choose a weapon: sword-shield, longbow, mace, crossbow, two-handed sword,warhammer, pike, ... after that, the match is starting, there are several official maps with different missions: save peasants/guard the hostage peasants, save the prince/guard the prison of the prince, besiege a fortress or castle/ defend the fortress; and there are many sub-missions: open the gate/defend the gate, push the infected cart into the canal/defend the canal. And there are some planted structures in the map: catapult, ballista, hot pitch bucket or ammonution crate.
If it piques your interest, you need an original HL2, a (free) steam account, net connection and you have to download the game (free) from it's website. I tried it, it is a very very good amusement, believe me. (and almost free, you just need a HL2, the other components are free)
God blesses the Knights of Agatha! |
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Been a long time since i made a proper entry here. (or a rant at least)
You know how people say uni is the best time of your life and that you should make the best of it.
Well ive been trying.
but the recent weeks have been a bit difficult.
What do you do when a bunch of people go out of their way to make your life miserable but never bother telling you why?
especially when youre so lost with what you could have possibly done.
What do you do when you approach one of them to ask wtf is wrong. she tells you. and you still dont think its your fault but you apologise anyhow. and she just ignores you and goes off.
Makes me feel like an idiot for having apologised because i feel like now they have the last laugh.
Everybody makes mistakes. if i can forgive yours and look past why must you hold grudges.
i just dont get it.
People tell me im too nice and gullible. maybe its time i take that seriously and do something about it.
Ok i raelly want to rant more but none of this will make any sense when i read it tomorrow so i'll shut up here. |
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As usual my good friend John W. sent me this "part" old time philosophy on governments of the world ! Have a good day folks and thanks John !
