I was walking around in UKM (National University of Malaysia - the University that I am studying in) when a poster caught my eye ... I read it and screamed .. DOTA ! In UKM !!! This was my chance to prove once and for all that I am the lord and master when it comes to DOTA !!! (Must remember to switch off Siriuz' posting previllages for a while .. wouldn't want to be contradicted in my own blog ... ) I looked at the time ( 10 am ) to make sure that nothing will bar my way to utter and total victory. My mindset was set to "Total - Annihalation of Enemies" .. my mouse clicking finger started twitching with anticipation ...
When I win (notice the WHEN not the IF :P ) I'll have the bragging rights of being THE BEST DOTEE (My friend Irene came up with this term ... I know it's weird) in the whole of UKM !! Ha ha .. then everyone will bow down to me and acknowledge me .. the evil aunties in the UKM offices (the ones that shunt you off from office to office just to finally ask you to come again next week cause the form that you wanted is all finished ) will wash my feet and dry it using their hair !!! (Sorry , been reading Wheel Of Time again)
Allready the sweet savour of victory was on my lips when my lecturer suddenly called me ...
Lecturer : Eh, Dinesh .. I want you to make a poster for me .. lets discuss it tommorow at 10 am sharp
Aiseh ...
Domination denied ... sigh
If you are reading this and intend to compete .. you may breath easy . I am not coming ...
-Warlock |
