Rants
considering i'll be inactive for the coming few days, here's a post to makeup for till im back..

i just found out that Beckham's move to the States is going to be made into a reality show..
no kidding..
im pretty much a reality show junkie myself but come on.. when i was younger,and a bigger fan of david beckam, i used to think it was ridiculous that people thought he was being over-rated..
ahahaha yes! most of my friends and relatives always wanted to smack me for being so oh-beckham-ish..

now after coming out of that phase i do realise his publicity is being taken one step too far..
he should have called it quits after the huge 'modelling/become filthy rich' contract he had with Gillete and Vodafone ..
at times i just hope he divorces his full-of-Posh-shit wife Victoria.. i mean yea la she's got the whole "oh i was a spice girl" crap going for her but its fading and now she's just clinging onto beckham and being a parasite.. slurping up all his money to purchase the extremely-expensive-yet-not-so-flattering dresses .. and all the hype about her eating disorder is just Oh Ma Gawd! hahhahahhaha!

ahh i came across bald pictures of Britney Spears online.. she looks like a lion without its mane..
no seriously..that baldiness is going to traumatise her sons :P
i remember once she came on Oprah and said "its very important to me that i stay a virgin till im married" .. and reports had it that a few months before attending that show she already had a jiggy with her former flame Justin -the-oh-so-hot-Timberlake..
it came as a suprise to me that anybody from Hollywood would even bother with this whole "ohh im a virgin" thing..

oh well, i guess it all turned out to be bullshit.. just like the rest of Hollywood.. Bullshit!
somehow i still tend to dig into these stories.. sometimes my curiosity gets outta hand but reading it is like a tiny guilty-pleasure.. a satisfaction of knowing :P

i think the only thing that came up from the justin-britney relationship was the public's curiosity of how large his pecker actually is..
i remember after they split, magazines claimed that britney said "oh he's terribly small in the pants" and Justin's granny came into his defence and said "i've raised him since he was young and i know exactly how large he is.." *shruggsss*
of course these could all be untrue, and could well be the hoo-haa that the media is famous for but those papparazi dudes certainly know how to evoke a lot of drama..

Have i ever told you guys im a sucker for cute animals.. like hamsters?
the truth is im bored and i cant think of anything else to blog about.. wanted to insert pictures in this post but was a bit reluctant considering some of my friend's younger siblings do visit this blog.. i dont want to be held responsible if their mothers find them jacking off to these pictures.. no joke..it's happened before.. will talk about it later..


p/s : if you guys want to read up on Hollywood junk you can go to http://www.trent.blogspot.com
i've linked it to my blog but might as well link it here since the Meowie effect isnt going to fade off anytime soon :)

Adole! Warlock! BOWLING ALERT!!
posted by jkavi on 3:43 PM / there are 18 comments for this post.
 
18 Comment(s):

At 4:51 PM, Blogger Adole said...

wahh, u will be away for the weekend? then that means no chatting, hahahaha.......i dun really have the mood to laugh today cause my fren is having some problem,........i m feeling a bit sloppy.
 


At 5:41 PM, Blogger jkavi said...

nola i'll be around but i am just bumped with too much homework.. i procrastinate too much at times and now i feel like kicking myself because so much of stuff due on Monday..
whoever the fuck said Uni is much lighter was obviously kidding :(
i'll be on Msn la so if you need anything just beep me..
hope your friend is doing better now.. did you sleep very late yesterday? sorry la i didnt really know what your friends problem was so i didnt really know what to tell you to make you feel better.. you must have wanted to smack me after i sent you that hug emoticon.. hahahaha...

alrighty..you take care! dont get too upset with your didi's problems.. im sure he'll manage
 


At 5:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what I want to know is why the hell Britney and Justin broke up. Well I don't really want to know, but if we're talking about them then that's what I'd was. The bald thing is grotesque, women should only go bald intetionally if they've decided to go for chemotherapy or live in a cave for the rest of their natural lives.

Remember when England lost the World Cup and everyone called him Beckscum :D

The most horrible fate that can befall a man....being caught masturbating by your mom. I just cannot even process the trauma that would cause.

Madness??? This is PORNO!!!!!
 


At 5:58 PM, Blogger jkavi said...

hey have you passed level 24'd mission? i jammed like a monkey yesterday i still cant pass my level 28 mission..
message me when youre free we jam again.. Kan Kan here i come! HAHAHAHA
 


At 6:00 PM, Blogger jkavi said...

hahhahhahhahhahhahahahha!!!
i pity the guy but i think i feel for the mom even more.. hahahhaa!

he was called BECKSCUM!?!! WTFF !?!

navin do you seriously find short haired women not hot?
i mean if a lady was average looking.. do you think she'd always look better with long hair?
 


At 6:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes I find short haired women not hot. I prefer long hair. Sure a really hot woman can still be hot with short hair, but she'd be hotter with long hair.

Girls who go butch always give me a bad impression (and I don't mean that I think they're lesbians)
 


At 7:41 PM, Blogger Lali said...

I think short hair is flattering on some women, but I'm partial to long hair to.

The same way I prefer brunettes but have an unsatiable fetish for blondes :p.
 


At 8:06 PM, Blogger Adole said...

i like long hair women, preferably the longer da better, hahahaa.

i havent passed de, hahah, hard hard, ok, i will nudge u, hahahaha, tonite perhaps? let me practise more, hahaha, i wan Kan Kan.

Oh, long haired ladies turn me on. oooooo..........
 


At 11:42 PM, Blogger jkavi said...

adole.. i see that your 'long hair women turn you on'thing comes from Hamasaki right?

i, like Lali, think some women work the short hair really well..
but most of my guy friends think like Navin.. hhm..wait ahh i post later when i get the time.. pictures of some women with short versus long hair
 


At 8:31 AM, Blogger Adole said...

but it's undenialable that some ladies looks great in short hair. Millia Jovovich for one, she looks so messy in Ultraviolet, but she is s-kicking in the upcoming resident evil 3.

Ayumi hair is not exactly very long ^^
 


At 9:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should start an NGO to aid women who cut their hair too short and don't realise how bad it looks :)

There is a cut off point I guess between short and long. Shoulder length is cool shorter is still okay, (take Ayu for example) but not short like a man, or bald like Britney.
 


At 10:28 AM, Blogger Adole said...

yea, shoulder length is good. u can curl a bit up of the hair end and it looks amazing (er......remember the game Bouncer?, i dunno what is the lady's name with pink hair. was it pink?)

bald? erm....but natalie portman looks kinda cool when she is bald.
 


At 10:53 AM, Blogger jkavi said...

eww.. i've never actually found Portman hot.. even with or without the hair.. eeeekk!

oh adole, i listened to Hamasaki's Jewel that day.. nice nice!

Navin, i still think Latoya London from Season 3 of American idol actually looked nicer in short hair..

do guys usually just openly talk about their masturbation habits with each other? i remember my guy friends were very quiet about it.. even when asked all of em would just withdraw..

li, i was thinking about it right.. i actually cannot imagine Hilary Duff back with her brunette hair la.. so accustomed to seeing her being blonde and i've actually started liking it..
was better than Lindsay Lohan's outrageously ugly blonde attempt..
 


At 11:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah, Latoya looked so much better that one time she came out with extensions.

Natalie Portman has always been kinda gross in my books, was so sad when they made her Queen Amidala.

I rememeber guys used to talk about masturbation a lot around Form 3, there were even comparisons on how often we did it etc. Not much at our age, I mean we joke about it, but its kind of like talking about how you had breakfast, lunch and dinner; everyone does it so we don't discuss it seriously.

The boys at your college are probably just shy to tell talk about it.
 


At 12:51 PM, Blogger jkavi said...

ehh this Antonella Barbra from American Idol is pretty hot..

was reading stuff online and came across this thing about a girl that hiccuped for 5 bloody weeks.. like wtf?

"After trying countless remedies and attracting national media attention, Jennifer Mee said her hiccups suddenly stopped around 5 p.m. Wednesday. No one is certain why.


Jennifer had started hiccuping Jan. 23 close to 50 times a minute and said it only stopped when she was sleeping"


FIF-wtf-TY TIMES A MINUTE? -.-
 


At 5:20 PM, Blogger Adole said...

Kavi, Jewel is good, hahaha, u should listen to the lastest one, Part of Me, u can find the pv from youtube, or i can send u the links, i think i did that rite? hahah

hmm......anyone here like Maggie Q?

Masturbation ar, no need talk lar, guys are all expert liao, wan to talk also the same usual thing, unless u got some kinky positions or something, or some unusual habit.
 


At 6:06 PM, Blogger jkavi said...

yea maggie Q is a BABE!!!!!!
she's probably one of the hotter asians working the hollywood screens
 


At 2:43 PM, Blogger Master Magnus said...

Adole, I like your take on jerking off. We don't really talk about it because its like discussing how we drink a glass of water.

I thought Maggie Q was hot in that red dress in MI3, but never really got into her after that.

I remember Siriuz used to be super into Jewel, but not sure about now, she's not on the scene much these days
 

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