This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric!
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese....
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he
do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This was what he came up with...
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic
and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6
and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a
9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8
and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also
no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
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Subject: Don lie to ur mummy
>Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for
>dinner...who lives with a girl roommate
>Sunita.
>
>During the course of the meal, his
>mother couldn't help but notice how
>pretty Kumar's, roommate
>was. She had long been suspicious of a
>relationship between the two, and this
>had only made her more curious.
>
>Over the course of the evening, while
>watching the two interact,she started
>to
>wonder if there was more between Kumar
>and his roommate than met the
eye.
>
>Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar
>volunteered, "I know what you must be
>thinking, but I assure you, Sunita
>and I are just roommates."
>
>About a week later, Sunita came to
>Kumar
>saying, "Ever since your mother came to
>dinner, I've been unable to find the
>silver chutney jar.
>
>You don't suppose she took it, do you?
>"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her,
>just to be sure."
>
>So he sat down and wrote :
>Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you
>'did' take the chutney jar from my
>house, I'm not saying that
>you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But
>the fact remains that it has been
>missing ever since you were
>here for dinner.
>
>Love, Kumar
>
>Several days later, Kumar received an
>email from his Mother
which read :
>Dear Son,
>I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with
>Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do
>not' sleep with Sunita.
>But the fact remains that if she was
>sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have
>found the chutney jar by now.
>Love,
>Mom.
>
>Lesson of the day .....
>
>Don't Lie to Your Mother.........
>especially if she is Indian!
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LOVE....
If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous .....then it's not love .. it's "Infatuation"
If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because others think that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's "Compromise"
If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's "Inferiority complex"
If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .. then it's not love .. it's "Charity"
If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love... it's "Friendship"
BUT...
If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him ... that's "LOVE"
If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets... that's "LOVE"
If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn't want to ... that's "LOVE"
Adam & Eve started 2 love
Romeo & Juliet introduce it
Devdas & Paru suffered a lot for it
Laila & Majnu died for it
So beware it......
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'crazy Muthu'
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Muthu: 13th October
Which year?
Muthu: …..EVERY YEAR
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Muthu: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu: Any great man born in this village???
Muthu: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Muthu writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why??? A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..
When Muthu was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3 rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Muthu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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>
>
> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
>
>
>Smart man + smart woman = romance
>
>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>
>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>
>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
>
>********
>
>
>OFFICE ARITHMETIC
>
>
>Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>
>Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>
>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>
>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
>
>********
>
>SHOPPING MATH
>
>
>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>
>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>
>
>********
>
>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>
>
>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>
>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>
>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>
>********
>
>HAPPINESS
>
>
>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
>little.
>
>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
>her at all.
>
>
>********
>
>LONGEVITY
>
>
>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
>willing to die.
>
>
>********
>
>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
>
>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>
>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
>
>
>********
>
>DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
>
>
>A woman has the last word in any argument.
>
>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
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At 10:53 PM,
LoL
At 2:34 PM,
LOL?? longest comment ive seen yet
i liked dont lie to mommy though...never heard tat b4...hehehe ;)
At 2:43 PM,
hahahaha.. well we cant always do with short comments now can we :P
At 7:19 PM,
looooonnnnggg........... very lllllllllooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg.... but then again... magnus posts r alwaiz longer.... funny tho...
At 8:16 PM,
I am long
At 8:34 PM,
Hahahahhahahahha okay that sounds completely different.. hahaha..
long man
At 2:02 PM,
those who claim to have or be something great, knowing very well other ppl will never find out the truth, most often are the opposite of what they say.....just my thought
:-----> Yes (Lie)
:-> No (Truth)
At 2:47 PM,
HAhahhahahaha are we debating magnus's longness
At 10:51 PM,
hmm..........interesting.........