So I finally arrived in shitty old Malaysia and got home at 12:30am wednesday morning only to come into work at 9:30am and find that my fucking computer wasn't working, and it took the fuckers till 4pm to fix it after much shouting and cursing from me (mind you the network was screwed since monday, but I had to come in on Wednesday and kick up a fuss to get them to fix it). Why the fuck can a highschool dropout in Seremban keep and maintain a network at the cybercafe, but the so-called educated degree holding monkeys here can't even keep an open connection to the fucking server. DUMB FUCKS!!!!! Hope they all get cancer, HIV/AIDS and other painful wasting diseases....you think I kid but I'm really not.
I was on a business trip to Bangkok and didn't really do much. Arrived on Monday afternoon, had meeting till 5, decided to stay at the hotel for dinner since half of the people going out for seafood dinner were smokers and we would have wonderful malaysian food.....in Thailand. So I stayed at the hotel and ate like mad, at the RM100 buffet, cos hey its free for me. I took some pics that I will update soon once I get home (not many since my phone died from the dreaded no-signal battery drain).
I had it all, sushi, clams, oysters, lobsters, salmon, bass, tuna, cod, lamb, beef, chicken, duck, squid, octopus, and topped it all off with peach cheese cake and tiramisu. Slept after watching to TV (that Adam Sandler movie about playing football in prison). Woke up and had a buffet breakfast of bacon, ham, steak, bacons, pancakes, bacon, blueberry french toast, bacon, coffee, bacon. HEY there was bacon there and by fuck I WILL EAT BACON IF IT CROSSES MY PATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After meeting on Tuesday we went to the airport where I had a nice dose of glass noodle salad and green curry, which promptly gave me food poisoning and I spent my entire turbulence ridden flight back trying not to throw up, which almost happended when they tried to serve me chicken satay and ketupat on the plane itself. Reached home, logged online to email my fiancee that I was home and passed out.
Thus concludes the orgy of food that was my Bangkok trip. Sorry, no ladyboys |
At 2:35 AM, Sai said...
Well at least you come back alive.
At 8:17 AM, Adole said...
lol, just eat like that if u wan to increase ur weight.
At 11:12 AM, Master Magnus said...
Adole, I want to put on weight in the form of muscle not flab, so simply eating a lot is just a means to attaining higher numbers on the scale and assuring a future heart attack.
I used to eat massive amounts of food and work out and that helped me pack on good weight, but with my current habits and placid lifestyle which is not going to change anytime soon with all the games AND AO, its just too much to pack down food all the time.
I've actually stopped buying dinner and am making myself smoothies with fruit and milk.
At 12:01 PM, Anonymous said...
Hmm.... too bad you got no stories about the thai nightlife in all its glory. Not to mention pics. Must check that out for myself in the near future. Heh heh!
At 4:35 PM, Master Magnus said...
Actually my Uncle and Aunt used to be expats in Bangkok so I've been there numberous times and experienced their nightlife.
The clubs there are so much better than K.L. with no JAIS raids and they bring in foreign live bands that are very good (versus our local scene and its need to use only 'local' talent). I even saw one of those semi famous swedish groups (I think it was Step) which became famous after and then disappeared.
Plus the transvestites there actually dress very well compared to our local pondans.
We should all go to Bangkok/Phuket once you come back, its about time Warlock and Siriuz removed the shrink wrap from their wee wees and used them ^_^
At 10:34 AM, Adole said...
actually, i was planning to go to Thailand this year end (planned since last year but.....) but no money lar!!!! if u guys plan to go, include me ler, i dun mind flying over to kl and meet up and then go there.
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