The person who wrote this is a genius, author unknown! -edit
When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia
One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Malaysia. One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country.
After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do :
Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.
Dr M : But Why ?
Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.
Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What! why him ?
Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.
Dr M: But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.
Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR.
Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly. |
At 8:47 AM,
I tried so hard to laugh at this man =P
At 4:15 PM,
hahaha, funny.......
At 9:13 AM,
Anwar gave a pretty stinging rebuke to the old man recently after ignoring him for so long. I never understand the melayu fixation with Israel or jews though. I mean what's the big fucking deal, are you more interested in your so called holy land than the state of your own fucking country?
At 11:05 AM,
with all da wars goin on wif palestin.... dey shud remove da 'holy land' status from israel..... feel shameful whenever we hafta refer 2 israel as da 'holy land'
At 11:51 AM,
I personally cannot understand how people can have some fixation on this bloody holy land. Its just dirt.
I mean the Palestinians have a right to be pissed off for being evicted from the homes etc. But why are muslims in general always upset by this. I wish I could understand, but then again I probably can't since I'm not irrational and grounding my life on 2000 year or literature.
Lord of the Rings has more relevance to my life than the bible or the quran
At 12:00 PM,
hahahahaha..."Lord of the Rings has more relevance to my life than the bible or the quran"...hahahahaha
At 11:47 PM,
nice id logo clown ....
a little on the scary side