w00t..
me failed the Bukit test :(
after passing the road test i thought i could conquer anything.. hahahahaha okayy seriously my examiner was a pain..
when i got into the car itself she was like "signal light dan wiper tak payah check. pergi saja"
then i was a bit lost as to whether i should listen to her.. and prior to getting into the car i forgot to look at the mark sheet so i didn't even know what i was going to be judged on..
then i remembered my friends telling me not to listen to the examiners when they ask you not to do stuff.. so erm.. yea i checked everything and the examiner mumbled "sudah kata tak payah check masih nak degil" .. well duh ,its in the rules la biatch..
her : you boleh bawa kereta?
me : err.. ya i think so..
hr : ok macam itu you boleh pergi laju
me : haha..
yes i replied her in english because i was too nervous to think of the malay words *shrugs*
then after the car started was when she suddenly revealed her "I AM A DONKEY" side..
at one point she asked me to beat the red light.. and i was thinking wtf?
then i said "sorry miss its red.. cant beat it" YEALA i had to be innocent right..
then she SCREAMED THE WHOLE KANCIL DOWN... " SAYA KATA YOU PERGI , YOU PERGI LA.. TAK FAHAM BAHASA KA ? YOU MAU LULUS YOU DENGAR CAKAP SAYA LA"
wahh blackmail somemore.. :P
and i started shaking okay i wasnt prepared for being yelled at like that.. for playing by the rules.. -.-
and i got a bit pissed and thought to myself "LAMPU MERAH LA BABI TIUNYAMA CHEEEEEBAIII" but of course i just said "tak boleh la, merah la"
and she kept throwing her bitch fits around i was so tempted to put an emergency brake so that she would go flying but i was so nervous.. HAHAHA...
i dont know if these people are just doing this at their own whimps and fancies or it is just to train us up to drive under pressure.. i checked around with the other friends.. none of them had an examiner that yelled at them to beat the lights..
i was a bit put off la.. shit.. just typing this is making me angry..
if you were there you would have agreed that she sounded like a bulldog with carrots up its ass..
and finally when i was driving back to the circuit ,she said "so kamu pergi kolej atau sekolah?"
and then i thought "wait.. does she want me to bribe?" HAHAHAHA .. yeala she was suddenly being nice.. for one pathetic minute.. and talked to me about my family and stuff.. :S
and when i got down she gave me the mark sheet and i noticed the things she asked me not to do were actually stuff i had to do to get marks.. okay i guess it was worth afterall..
okay then yadayadayayda and i failed bukit because the car went backward.. sigh next week i'd have to go back again.. :( lucky this whole road test thing is over.. cannot imagine failing after all the yelling i got..
i've got to go get stuff ready for tomorrow..apparently the seniors from Taylor's have organised some rip off of The Amazing Race for us Uni Juniors tomorrow.. -.-
chao
Warlockkkk!! thanks a lot for the advise :) |
At 8:10 PM,
if i were u kavi, i'll do wat she says... pigi laju boleh... i'll bring her to d mountain passes n drift all d way down... if i noe i gonna crash down d ravine i'll jz jump out n watch d kancil engulf into a ball of fire.... hehehe
At 8:26 PM,
haha i wish i had your guts shaun , but no.. i just told myself to suck it up..
but i was so frusss i could have lifted the kancil with all the anger i had.. HAHAHA
At 11:50 PM,
dun wori kavi u will get it right next time... try 2 ask ur parents o anybody who can drive to teach u d hill test... dats d 1 u failed rite? try not 2b nervous.... b confident... then u can do d test... good luck
At 12:37 AM,
you can do it la .. don't worry. Just do it like you did during practice .. you probably only got if wrong because of the fear. Good luck
At 9:13 AM,
Good luck for the next test. Listen to what they say here. Remember, different car got different clutch point. Try to get the point and you can pass the test.
At 11:47 AM,
ganbatte!!! er.......i dunno what advise i can give, but i just wan to give u moral support. Ganbatte again!!
At 6:52 PM,
thanks guys.. so sweet :)
will do my best and keep the vision of banging the officer bitch in mind :P
At 9:40 PM,
OMG!! Kavi wants to bang her JPJ officer! WAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKA!
:)
At 9:29 AM,
Let me just say, welcome to the real world...
These people are like that. Imagine being poor, uneducated and working in a shitty job. Now imagine being given just one little iota of power and how tempting it would be to abuse it.
Most of the JPJ folks are dicks, but they are dicks that can fail you. You're lucky she passed you at all (believe me you can tell yourself its because you did the test right, but that's not how it works). You even had the cheek to speak to her in English!!!
Hee hee!! Well the only way to deal with people like this is to suck up to them (assuming you really want that licence) and then go home and be happy that one day you will have a degree (not from local uni we hope) and be earning 3 or 4 times what she gets a month.
Even I, the normally fiery tempered, scolds people at LRT wouldn't mess with them. Its just a matter of doing what you need to to get what you want no?
At 10:26 AM,
This is life. sigh.....nvm kavi, just study hard and earn enuf money to hire a chauffer. That ought solve the problem ^^ (and i m serious, not a sacarstic remark) But yet another problem arises, by studying hard, our pay next time may not be on par with our qualification. This is so true to me (i m the living, breathing and kicking example).
At 4:03 PM,
im going to study my butt off and work as a banger... bang down jpj officers.. FOOO!!
okay i was worried i wouldnt pass because i didnt bribe.. most of my friends bribed but my parents said try it once without bribing first.. so yea.. lucky i passed..
do you think low neckline outfits help people pass bukits.. hAHHAHA okay this thing suddenly hit me..
but no.. eww i cannot imagine horny melayus staring at boobs..
BTWWWW..did you guys bribe to pass the roadtest?
At 4:49 PM,
NO WAY!!! i hate to give bribes and.....er.......receive one, hahaha.
on the low neckline outfit issue, i dunno ler. haha someone is actually in da car when u do the bukit test? mine no people in da car one, all outside next to the bukit, on a upheaved pondok.
At 5:38 PM,
yeah no one in the car ..
well i think its unnecessary to bribe for road test because for me road test was the easiest.. bukit IS THE SCARIESTT
At 9:12 AM,
Its always a good idea to put evidence of criminal activities in writing and online for the world to see.
So everyone go ahead and say you've bribed JPJ officers ;D
I sure hope you're kidding when you talk about the 'bukit test' being TEH SCARIEST. Its not like you're driving over IEDs in Iraq. Its all just clutch and brake, handbrake for all the wusses who can't do it with just the clutch and the brake ;P
Its funny how you said your road test was the easiest AFTER making this post.
Thing about the road test is that you're alone with an officer and assuming said officer is corrupt they can fail you even if you do it right. This often happens or at least used to happen a few years ago, don't know how it is now.
All you have is your word against theirs, no cameras no evindence, so contesting the result is an exercise in futility.
At 9:49 AM,
for my case, the officer just asked me to turn back halfway at the first roundabout instead of 2. I was like what the....is he going to flunked me. But when i reached the base, he said i passed. That was quick.....
My instructor is a great pusher, so we (me and the other students) finished all the test very early admist all the other taking the test.
At 5:18 PM,
yes the bukit is the scariest !
because i always stop before the bloody line..
and when i finally stop on the line for the exam, my clutch-brake technique gets screwed :(
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