I dunno if anyone received this before, i just post it anyway.
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an incease in her salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
another one........
1) Anne Chang (in Mandarin) - Dirty
2) Anne Chin (in Mandarin) - Keep quiet
3) Carl Cheng (in Hokkein) Buttock
4) Carmen Teng (in Hokkein) - Leg hair long
5) Corrine Tai (in Hokkein) - Poor fellow
6) Faye Chen (in Mandarin) Dusty
7) Henry Mah (in Mandarin) - Hate your mum
8) Henry Tan (in Hokkein) - Let you wait
9) Jane Tan (in Mandarin) - Fried egg
10) Judy Soo (in Mandarin) - Fated to lose.
11) Leslie Tong (in Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
12) Lucy Liaw (in Hokkein) - You are dead
13) Michael Tan (in Cantonese) - Selling eggs
14) Monica Cheng (in Hokkein) - Touch your buttock
15) Nelson Chong (in Mandarin) - Worms-infested bird
16) Nelson Tan (in Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
17) Paul Chan (in Cantonese) - Bankrupt
18) Suzie Leow (in Hokkein) - Lost till death |
At 4:36 PM,
Ha ha .. nice one Adole. more more ...
At 3:42 AM,
hehe...very funny...i like forwarded mails like this..i've received one like this very similar to urs jus sligtly different in the name part...but do post if u have more like this ok...tcare...