The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1: Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4. Kiss on the lips
I love you
5. Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8. Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3. Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3: The Commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze the lips too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss,
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth close your eyes,
and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say "I miss you"
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. * |
At 10:42 PM,
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At 4:58 PM,
ya kavi..i had it saved in my inbox 4 so long and then i finaly wanted to deleted...i tot hmm..y not jus share it wit others too... and hey, i pity ur boyfriend...he is tryin to be so romantic and starts playin wit ur hair and all i can hear after dat is a loud whack on his face...hehehe poor boy... :-)
At 8:53 PM,
ahh dont worry my boyfriend will know how to treat me just right..
if he doesnt we'll probably wrestle each other down to the floor.. hahahahahahaha!!
but then again there's give and take la i cant expect him to treat me exactly the way i want to be treated..
At 8:55 PM,
ehh wtffffff?!
who deleted my first comment ahhh..
i think its me..
ermm warlock i need some help.. something is going wrong with my blogger.. even for the Meowie blog..
when i click Edit right , most of the time it double posts that particular entry.. and when i click Publish it sometimes saves to draft... Help MEEEEEEEEEE...
okay off for some football now..
MAN U ROCKSSS
At 2:48 PM,
I pity your boyfriend too ;P
I've received all 3 articles as forwards so many times that I am considering becoming gay. This is all your fault Ice Princess, if I start doing stuff to Warlock you'll know that it was you who finally turned me.
Its says you deleted your comment Kavi, but you're right, Man U is as interesting as a rock
At 4:06 PM,
NAVIN!
you dont watch football so ZIP IT!
okay go ahead.. pity my boyfriend :P
At 10:46 AM,
u have bf? hahaha, sorry, i mean no harm, just u nvr mentioned anything about ur bf b4. i m curious u know. hahaha.
At 11:36 AM,
yeah, everything sounded true and logic. in fact, i also received the same thing last time. ^^ there are a few more that i find amusing but yet very true, hahaa, i have double comfirmed with my female collegue. haha. will try to dig it out and post here.
At 4:45 PM,
post more forwarded e-mails !! more more more more more more
At 5:51 PM,
errm no adole i dont have a boyfriend.. hahaha i thought i mentioned before la..
i second warlock! post more forwarded emails but make em rare ones la..
not the stuff we see everyday..
im still excited over the fact that i can acess the blog at taylors.. HAAHAHAHA
At 6:02 PM,
i dunt really think that there is anymore rare 'forwarded' e-mails... come on...the word forwarded explaines everything...
and to magnus: hehe... u can do wat u wan to do to warlock... im sure he is pretty much intrigued by it..hahaha :-)
to warlock: im jus kidding...hehehe...bt u wud/mite be rite?
At 8:41 PM,
oh there are rare ones babe.. like the ones magnus and adole have posted.. stuff that we dont find everyday..
being forwarded doesnt mean all of us have seen it a thousand times right?
hehehehe okay off for some american idollll.. wooohooo!!
At 10:27 PM,
that stuff i've got it too...nah..not rare...!!!
At 10:51 AM,
oh? hehehehehehe!then good for you le :P