Ok, here is the thing that i cant decide. hahaha, last nite i chatted with our Kavi, and.....she somehow mentioned that she does not like to be tickled. ^^ so, the mischevious me decided to kacau kavi and said when i had the chance to meet her, i will tickle her.......for better understanding of the situation, please read the following (the following has been edited by me, simplified, but it holds the same meaning)
Kavi: I hate it when people tickle me, i m so lanciao fucking hate it. I dunno y people likes to tickle me. I transform from a feline to a tigress when people tickle me (i exxagerate a bit so that it sounds nicer ^^)
Me: oooo, izzit? then the next time if i meet u, i m going to tickle u a bit.
Kavi: ADOLE!!!!!
Me: hehehe, i m so going to tickle u. i wan to c how fierce a tigress u can be.
Kavi: no, i think u wont do that, for u are kind.
Me: we'll c, we'll c, hehehehe
Kavi: No, i think u dun have balls to tickle me.
Me: what if i really tickle u?
kavi: i m a pur-fect groin attacker, so accurate. u will get it from me if u did it. (exxagerate a bit also hahaha).
.
.
.(blah blah blah)
.
Kavi: ok lar Adole, if u tickle me, u got no balls, deal?
So, now the decisions are as follow:
1. tickle kavi and get my groin kicked?
2. dun tickle kavi and get the title 'ballless'
3. accept her deal and just let the whole thing slip by.
What do u guys think. i havent accepted the deal yet. hahaha, but thinking on this matter, getting my groin kick is just a pain in a moment, but getting the title 'ballless' is a life time 'achievement'. So, how? Sorry kavi ^^ bleh |
At 8:55 PM,
ADOLE!
ADOLE ADOLE ADOLE!
WAIT.. WAIT A MINUTE..
first of all you fucking changed a lot of what i said! ADOLE!!
LANCIAO LA..
and ahh.. I KNOW you wont have the balls to do anything to me.. I KNOW IT.. unless warlock tries something and you just pitch in but other than that .. you better pray that you wake up with both balls tomorrow.. GRRRR..
okay la.. the entry was actually pretty funny.. the way you modified quite cute..
but still , you better pray. just in case.. :P
At 8:57 PM,
btw i cant belive this was playing on your mind.. till today..
but no la, you still better pray :P
At 9:00 PM,
go for it Adole. Some things are worth dying for. If you don't believe you can ask King Leonidas ... he would have tickled Xerxes/Lali just to see how she/he would react ..
At 9:45 PM,
warlock..!!
i thought you were THE COUSIN that was supposed to fend evil people like Adole off !!
Grrrrr...
but anyhow, Bring It On ,Adole :P
At 8:41 AM,
i... um... i haf nothin much 2say 4tis tis post except 4 1 thing... YOU CAN DO IT ADOLE, YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
At 10:50 AM,
Well Adole...after reading that rather blush-worthy conversation I encourage you to tickle Kavi because:
1. She WANTS you to tickle her 'No, i think u dun have balls to tickle me' is reverse psychology, she wants it bad.
2. She will focus her attention on yur groin if you tickle her 'i m a pur-fect groin attacker, so accurate'...accurately too.
3. You will most likely put an end to your self inflicted celibacy in doing so 'u will get it from me if u did it' That's right, you will get IT from Kavi.
I think you should tickle her all night long as our very own Salty Peanuts III suggests.
HOWEVER!!! You'd best consult Warlock first. Its a well known fact that playing DotA with us is one of the conditions if you're going to fool around with his relatives. Contact Clown for more details as well if you will.
At 12:13 PM,
so it's a 3 green light. hmm.....
ah magnus, y clown?
all night long? gosh, i think i will lose my lanciao if that happenned. i dun reckon kavi eats sausages for breakfast......i m a lil scared now, like losing my balls.......
At 1:46 PM,
erm... yah magnus... y clown??? plz respond asap... d curiosity is NOT killing me...
At 2:23 PM,
Who is clown going out with Salty Peanuts III?
At 5:08 PM,
ah, i c......
At 6:15 PM,
GRRR.. magnus, i DO NOT want to get tickled and that was by no means reversed psychology.
im goign to lift weights and become like IRON MAN and then i can kick all of you in the groin for good :P
i wish.. :(
but still adole is too nice to do anything like..tickling.. right,adole? RIGHTTT? :P
At 6:16 PM,
NAVIN!!
when i said IT i meant get the whacking of your life.
not the IT that you always have in mind... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
GRRRRR.. I AM AN ANGRY WOMAN..
Bwhahahahaha okay okay im in a mood to spam
At 6:18 PM,
ah forgot to mention.
adole, regardless of whether you got 3 green lights or a kezillion green lights.. i suggest you choose your balls over those lights..
and if i was in a good mood i'd probably attack warlock instead..for encouraging this :P
At 7:45 PM,
Do IT Adole, you know when a girl says no she means yes right...
So what happened to your spamming kavi?
Warlock........
..............
..........
..............ummmm......
I think you need to have a long talk with kavi about the.....birds and the bees
At 10:09 PM,
my computer auto restarted while i was in the midst of spamming :(
Well.. i guess i'll come back and spam the chatbox tomorrow
At 10:57 PM,
i bliv ur got ur facts wrong there magnus... im waitin 4u 2 slip up by saying dat kavi is going out wif clown.... now dats a joke... 4ur info maggi... clown is going out wif subha otherwise known as ICE_PRINCESS!!!
At 12:09 AM,
I don't want to get involved here .. she might just decide to vent her frustration at not getting Adole to tickle her on me and kick me in my precious ..
At 9:03 AM,
either way, i think kavi is going to kick someone 'there'. either i tickle her and get a kick or i dun tickle her and someone else got kicked.
Kavi, i m still thinking.....guess i have to get ready some iron underwear.
At 2:37 PM,
SP3....are you high ah??? Is the ganja at college cheap. Of course I'm talking about clown going out with Ice_Princess who is Warlock's sister i.e. relative last I checked which is why adole should consult him first on the requirements. Haiyo!!!!
Cry. Cry. T_T
Go farm a Radiance lah.
Adole, just wear high heels and Kavi wouldn't be able to kick your groin.
At 7:22 PM,
now ur getting me confused.... nvm i jz let it all go away... i keep my thoughts 2myself n u do d same... no 1 shud make noise afta tis... well u can but i wont layan...
At 7:48 PM,
HAHAHAHA.. HIGH HEELS?!! LOLLL..
NAVIN!! GRrrrrrRRRrrrrrr.....
the last time warlock was in heels i still reached the *cough cough* PRECIOUS, well enough.. :P
i dont know how tall adole is but i think even if he did a 7 incher , i mean the heels, i would still be able to attack his vulnerable regions..
sp3 if magnus was to get confused about who clown goes out with he probably would need his pants taken off and himself thrown in ice.. and now that you brought this up, hoping for a slip up, im going to throw you in ice the next time i see you..
Still.. adole, dont bother tickling me.. i would break your bones and decapitate you..
oh sorry, thats something magnus would do..
let me see.. i would..ermm... MEOW real loud and scratch you with my super feline abilities :P
At 8:07 PM,
You're not entirely right Kavi, after you break his bones and decapitate him, close your eyes and pray, and ask the heavens "What Would Magnus Do?"
Then realise you missed out something very important......Then pee on Adole. Peeing is like the ultimate victory dance, ask Warlock, he knows...
At 12:00 AM,
unlike you people i dont have the powers of aiming the pee.. :(
but i prefer groin-region kicking... HEHEHEHE
At 11:13 AM,
hahaha, peeing on fallen enemies.....sounds victorious hahah
OMFC, kavi, u kicked warlock 'there'? mayb not so hurtful, that y warlock asked me to go on with the plan to tickle kavi.
At 5:18 PM,
no ive never actually kicked him anywhere.. he's the evil one that tries to attack my feet when we go to beaches :(
oh my kicks are painful alright.. :P
At 8:27 PM,
Hmm...
That was an intemately weird conversation. He he! Nice.
;p
My advice is... GO FOR IT DUDE! Although groin kicks are practically the most painful experience everrrr... its still worth it. Try tickling the ears. It nets a significantly varied response. One that might last All Night Long! Heh heh!
Btw, magnus, great psychological analysis of kavi's choice of words. I second that.
I wonder... how short is kavi anyway... uh, i mean, how tall.....
;p
Anyway, GO FOR IT, ADOLE!!! Everyone on the blog supports you. Kavi,... prepare to be exhausted.
;p
At 12:05 AM,
oh hi arc..
im just about..as tall as magnus? but i think i top him by probably a head or two...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. i wish..
i dont know la.. errm.. 5'3-ish i think.. im not too sure.. give me a day or so.. will measure up and then tell you.. WEE hooooo!!
geez why does everyone support adole.. :(
nevermind.. time to re-think strategy... i think i should just take ALL you men down at once..
oooo yeahhh that would be one heck of a sight..
tickling doesnt exhaust me , Arc..
it gets on my nerves and makes me want to decapitate people and scratch every sorry piece of remaining skin on their bodies..and then of late ..my new-found inspiration.. TO PEE ON PEOPLE.. if only i could aim .. hrrmm...
no la.. i'll stick to my feline abilities..
so yeah, adole..come prepared with metal underwear.. or bring one for warlock too.. just in case i have a sudden "change target" moment..
and the rest of you will get it too.. WILL - GET - IT - BAD.. be afraid..be very afraid..
and now i sign off..realising how pathetically defenceless i sound..
but its twelve midnight.. its YEAHOOO GO NUTS time.. but im shit sleepy.. grrrr..
At 10:14 AM,
Arc, kavi is about as high as my waist....while I'm sitting down
At 2:25 PM,
??? while she is sitting down?
Kavi, i once tickled my bro until he cried. but i wont make u cry ^^
i guess i have to practise some move protect my lower part. NO CLAWING kavi.
yea, warlock is coming rite? everyone is welcome to join ^^ (she might change target, so i get lesser chance of being kick, i m so evil, buwahhahahaha)
At 5:10 PM,
no even if i changed target you wont get away.. not a chance in hell :P
MAGNUS! AT YOUR WAIST? thats out of this world! im not like teletubbies or anything okay im definitely at least at your shoulders.. or erm.. SLIGHTLY shorter.. and again, i wish :P
you evil human Adole, tickle people till they cry.. wait la you..JUST wait...
At 9:16 AM,
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At 7:53 PM,
eh babi whyy deleted commennttttt..
I need some support here LAAAAA..
At 10:29 AM,
bleh.....looks like i m going to tickle u. i m not trying to give u idea, but dun try to wear heels or pointed end shoes ;P that will rip my scrotum off. u dun wan that dun u, lol, wan to see many many lil Adole? mwhahahaha
At 1:17 PM,
i dont usualy wear heels, adole.. they're not my favourite shoes.. im a practical shoe-user :P
but i'd wear heels if it means getting to see MANY LIL ADOLES
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