sorry , couldn't resist blogging..
i almost feel like im hogging the blog..
Warlock! ban me if things get out of hand okay :)
i was watching the Oprah Winfrey Show today.. (yes i watch it everyday -.-)
featured Jay Leno , Brian McKnight and 2 other guests who's names i didnt catch..
it was basically a chat about the few questions women want to know about men.. pretty interesting really..
Lady : Why do men watch porn ?
Jay Leno : you see, men are more in need of visual stimulation as opposed to women, who can manage by just reading erotic stories or magazines. we need to see it!
Oprah : most women feel betrayed when their spouses watch porn or visit stripclubs..
Jay Leno : yes, but its apparent that its a bigger deal to women than it is to men.. we just like to see people have sex. thats all.
Then, they spoke to a lady and her ex-boyfriend.. who broke up just because he visited stripclubs without telling her about it..
Oprah : so why did you guys breakup over something like a stripclub?!
Lady : well i would have put up a pole at home and did some for him. so if he can get it free at home with no rules, why go somewhere else?
Oprah : *...* *APPLAUSE*
And then another lady asks
Lady : What do men usually think about after sex?
Brian McKnight : hmm...did i please her? or.. man we should go get some hamburgers!
Lady : that is weird! we ladies think "ohh our children are going to be so cute" or "why we're so cute together!"
Jay leno interrupts
Jay : WHAT ?! us men think "if i stop it here we can never have cute kids!" or "lets stop here so that we never have cute kids!"
....
Oprah : but if ladies feel insecure about men watching porn, wouldn't men be insecure with ladies using toys on themselves?
Lady : no , i think its just different forms of self-satisfaction. men have their porn and we have our toys.
Jay : EXACTLY !
then one of the ladies says she wishes her husband would cuddle her more..without having it lead to sex all the time..
Brian Mcknight : Ma'am , the thing is when the man is cuddling you, his brain is saying "im just cuddling. no sex" but some parts of his body cannot think the same way. so when its excited it has to get some!
w00t !
Okay i need to go take a nap!
see ya'll :)
initially i thought of posting all the funny parts of the show but i can't remember most of em ..
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At 9:16 AM,
Kavi go back to your own blog and stop hogging this one or I will perma-ban you. You see I have 2 Cranium Banners equipped and really fast attack speed ;D
The thing about girls getting freaked out and insecure over their men watching porn is just something I will never get...
At 11:22 AM,
hahahaha my blog is just for me to whine about my life..
i prefer blogging here.. WHEEE..
and most of the time my blog is actively spammed by my friends at the chatbox so i think my blog needs a break :P
errm.. don't even bother trying to understand the whole "oh im insecure because my so-and-so watches porn" thing.. its something i dont get either but its hard to say because i dont know what it feels like to have a prtner watching porn :)
At 2:35 PM,
nice topic of discussion. i like. where can i get the show, i mean online....that eps only. hehe
At 4:07 PM,
which?.. the porn or the talkshow, adole? :P
At 8:49 PM,
the show talking about the porn stuffs. hehe