..:VIRGO:. The VirginDominant in relationships. Sexy.someone loves them right now. Freak inbed. Always wants the last word.Caring. Smart. Intellectual.Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talkto. Hard to forget Love at firstsight. Everything you ever wanted.Easy to please. The one and only.Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luckif you do not forward.>
..:SCORPIO:. The sex addictCan be mean. EXTREMELY sexy.Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future.Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREATkisser.) Always get what they want.Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Lovesbeing in long relationships.Talkative. The sexiestever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years ofbad luck ifyou do not forward.>
..:LIBRA:. The lame loverVery pretty. Very romantic. Nice toeveryone They meet. Their Love isone of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.Have own unique sexiness. Mostcaring person you will ever meet!Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazingin Bed? not the kind of person youwant to #### with... you might end upcrying... the most irresistible. 9years of bad luck if you do notforward.>
..:ARIES:. The LiarOutgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Notone to #### with. Erotic. Funny.Take you on trips to the moon in bed.Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy.Loves being in long relationships.=)Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16years of bad luck if you do notforward.>
..:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the waterTrustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. Oneof a kind. Loves being in long-termrelationships. Extremely energetic.Unpredictable. Will exceed yourexpectations. Not a Fighter, But willKnock your lights out. Amazing inbed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THANEVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you donot forward.>
..:GEMINI:. Does TwosomesNice. Love is one of a kind. Greatlisteners Very Good in bed. Lover nota fighter, but will still knock youthe #### out. Trustworthy. Alwayshappy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERYFORGIVING. Loves to make out. Hasa beautiful smile. Generous. Strong.ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.9 years of bad luck if you do notforward.>
..:LEO:. The Lion in bedGreat talker. Sexy and passionate.Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Isreally good at. Great kisser.Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down toearth.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Lovesbeing in long relationships.Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rareto find. Good when found. 7 yearsof bad luck if you do not forward.>
..:CANCER:. The CutieMOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ###appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is oneof a kind. Very romantic. Most caringperson you will ever meet!Entirely creative. Extremely randomand proud of it. Freak in bed.Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Nota Fighter, But will Knock yourlights out if it comes down to it.Someone you should hold on to. 12years of bad luck if you do notforward.>
..:PISCES:. The Piece of assCaring and kind. Smart. Center ofattention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Veryhigh ### appeal. Has the last word.The best to find, hardest to keep.Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets.Extremely weird but in a goodway. Super good in bed. Good Sense ofHumor!!! Thoughtful. A partner forlife. Always gets what he or shewants. Loves to joke. Very popular.Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of badluck if you do not forward.>.
.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate LoverLove to bust. Nice. Sassy.Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.Irrestible, awesome kisser. Lovesbeing in long relationships. Greattalker. Always gets what he or shewants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Verysexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini'sin sports. Extremely fun. Loves tojoke. Loves to be your first. Soyou'll |
At 1:54 PM,
Wow, i m best in bed. lol, EXTREMELY SEXY. wth........ and i m a LIAR, hahaha. Erotic? hmm.....
At 3:33 PM,
I didn't realise that the new zodiac only has 10 star signs. Lol.
Oh the lulz of forwarded emails.
At 3:39 PM,
lol, i dunno also, i just copy and pasted everything. hahah
At 5:56 PM,
Hmm... I don't see any significant differences. Everyone seems to be sexy and good in bed.
I never did understand why all horrorscope readings give only positive remarks. How about remarks like... totally untrustworthy, mentally retarded, potential psychopath, result of animal-plant cross breeding, bastard child, shot on sight.....?
Sure would make things more interesting. I mean its just kinda fake to be spitting out only positive stuff. Not to mention extremely boring after you've read tons of horrorscope readings.
At 7:10 PM,
i guess us lunatics are a bunch of people who can rock the bed :P
At 12:47 AM,
Honestly although it seems like such a craze, I've never bought into this horoscope stuff.
And when people say "I'm like that because I'm a Virgo/Capricorn/*fill in relevant star sign here*" it makes me want to slap the bejeebers out of them.
Yes Adole, I know you copied and pasted it :p.
At 1:27 PM,
haha lali this reminds me of "BOB"..
"oh im a cancerian , thats why im soft on the inside but hard on the outside"
remember that bullshit... HAHAHA
At 11:21 PM,
That was exactly what I was thinking about when I wrote that you skinny bitch.
At 11:35 AM,
lol, i m not into horoscope thingie, lol. well feng shui perhaps.......
At 6:31 PM,
ohhh okay skinny biatch..
PRAY BITCH PRAY..
now tell me.. HOW YA DOIN..?
HAHAHAHAHA okay norbit is taking over